1.Buy hat

A lady went to a hat shop to buy a fashion hat. As she was very fussy, it took her long time to pick on one.

Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might change her mind again so he tried to flatter her: "An excellent choice, madam. You look at least ten years younger with this hat on!"

To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: "I don't want a hat that makes me look ten years older as soon as I take it off. Show me some more hats!"

2.Green hat

A lady walked into a hat shop, The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon, madam. Good afternoon, the lady answered. There is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your window. Will you please take it out of there.

Yes madam, the shopkeeper said. I will be very pleased to do that for you.

Do you want it in a box, madam, he asked, or will you wear it?

Oh I don’t want it, she answered. I only wanted you to take it out of your window. I pass your shop every day, and I hate to see the ugly thing there!

3. Hat and leather boots

A customer shouted to hat shopkeeper: "such a knitted hat be $70? Are you crazy? Use the money enough to buy a pair of good leather boots."

"You are right, Sir. But I don't understand, how do you put the leather boots on your head?"

This article published by the editor of hat factory!